Dear Comrade Azran,
As a fellow self-hating Malay, let me
officially welcome you to the Self-Hating Malay Club (SHMC). At SHMC,
our motto is 'To curb free-speech/expression for Malays'. Our goal is to
intimidate the Malays and make them feel insecure, inferior and guilty.
SHMC members are recruited on an invitation basis. Since you have shown
such tremendous pompousness in your twitter, we feel that you deserve
to join our illustrious club.
In regards to your twitter jab at Utusan
Malaysia, you are absolutely correct. How dare this paper voice up what majority of
the Malays are currently thinking?! That is so blasphemous! A newspaper should only report what
is known as politically correct. This means feel free to write anything desparaging and degrading remarks to Malays but never write any criticism of the Chinese. So what if vernacular newspapers have been writing
more racist and sensitive content for the past 5 years? We self-hating Malays only
understand English and Malays.Therefore we can forgive the Chinese because they have suffered much.
I suggest that you get in touch with our comrades from Anti Defamation League (ADL) and learn from them how they discriminate and bully Muslim in a very sophisticated manner. Comrade Tian Chua should be able to give you the contact number.
The Chinese have been living in a hell for almost 60
years. They have been discriminated and tortured by the
Malays. The Malays have never done anything for the Chinese! Don't be
fool by the nice act of Malays buying from Chinese owned shop and
supermarkets although there are Malays shop nearby - Malays are
conniving. Also, don't listen to those people who say 90% of Top 10
richest person in Malaysia are Chinese! That is a lie! Those people are
not Chinese! They are Malays who have done plastic surgery to look like a Chinese ! It is BN conspiracy!!! The Chinese can never make a living in this country because it
is so terrible.
We at SHMC should do what the Chinese does - Buy
Malays Last! Just look at the average income of Chinese for goodness
sake - they have suffered so much comrade! At SHMC, we want to make sure
that no Malays should ever question the Chinese ever again! If any
Malays ever dare to question the Chinese motif, we at SHMC will report
it to the corrupt PDRM.
I am happy that your company share similar corporate
colour with our comrade in Penang (i.e. DAP). It is unfortunate that you
did not speak out before GE13, otherwise we can inform comrade Kit
Siang and comrade Guan Eng about you. You could have been Yang
Berhormat by now instead of working for that capitalist boss of yours!
From time to time, people may ask you why you become
a self-hating Malay. At SHMC, our standard mantra is - Blame BN! If you
wear the wrong pants to work - Blame BN! If your son grows up becoming
an ungrateful son - Blame BN. If it is raining today - Blame BN. Basically comrade, Blame BN for
everything. Get it?
Please tell the gullible Malays the truth.
You have never received any help from the Evil Darth Vader cum Saruman
government which is BN. Tell them that you manage to study at Stanford because of the magical money tree behind your parents house.
b) Tell them that you became Senior Vice President (Policy &
Development) at the corrupted BN owned KLSE because you are super duper
Einstein-like mind, not because a Malay (former KLSE Chairman) gave you a
c) You did not joined ASTRO - a company owned by Mahathir crony.
Instead, Utusan Malaysia had cloned you and put your clone there.
a conclusion, please tweet more self-hating statements in the future.
We at SHMC welcome your tweets. Don't worry about the PDRM. They will not arrest people who criticize and make disparaging remarks against Malays, they will only catch you if you make such remarks to Chinese.
Personally, I will promote your company,
Malindo Air, to my whole family and friends. We at SHMC will start boycotting Air
Asia because Comrade Ambiga told us Air Asia flew Banglas into the
country for GE13.